TMK Gift of Taste
This isn't just a piece of plastic; it’s a golden ticket to the dairy dimension. By gifting this, you aren't just saying "I forgot to shop until today," you're saying "I respect your right to consume your body weight in artisanal curd."
Whether they’re looking for a ball of mozz so fresh it’s basically still whispering in Italian, or a burrata so creamy it requires a private moment alone, this card is the key to the kingdom. We’ve spent years perfecting the art of the stretch, the salt, and the soak, so you don’t have to.
The fine print? There is none. It’s simple:
- You buy the card.
- They exchange it for cheese.
- They realize you are the most sophisticated person they know.
It’s the only gift that’s guaranteed not to be re-gifted—mostly because it’s hard to mail a leaking bag of brine, but also because it’s delicious. Give the gift of the stretch. Give the gift of the crown.
You don't even have to worry about running down to the store and pay 10 bucks for a card, right click, download and print this witty note - bam gift shopping is done for the day.
Long live the lovers of cheese!